Oh How the Mighty Have Fallen: Jessica Simpson Pushing Shitty Beer

The Internet has been abuzz today of news that failed singer actress reality tv star entrepreneur pop star Jessica Simpson has teamed up with Dallas’ Stampede Brewing Company to become the new face of Stampede Light Plus.

Although terms of the deal were not disclosed, Simpson is reportedly taking on a 15 percent stake in the company in return for her endorsement. No point in saying much more, I’ll just show you the (utterly ridiculous) ad, which speaks for itself:

Jessica Simpson Beer

[image via eonline.com]

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